girldickdotcom:

“learn to be bored” “being bored is good for you” “be at peace with yourself” NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

diazlinetti:

adulthood

misangremellama:

mulatt-hoe:

kenro199x:

e-v-roslyn:

hadestowntextpostsmain:

occidentaltourist:

Same energy

The amount of privilege in this photo has embarrassed me to the point that I simply do not want to be a human being anymore.

Oh my fucking God learn to cut your own hair you entitled pricks.

“massage is essential” Not during a fucking pandemic, Karen.

This seems like a good time to share this.

They keep calling it just “American” but girl this is WHITE PEOPLE

^^^^

These are people who want to BE SERVED. They want someone to wait on them hand and foot, not caring about the people who will suffer AND FUCKING DIE because they are so entitled.

manicgoblinnightmarewoman:

cryoverkiltmilk:

byjove:

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

libertarirynn:

Seriously just a bit of pollen could make your cat sick within a matter of minutes. Stay far away from Easter lilies if you have kitties!

aphony-cree:

dankmemeuniversity:

“These six-pack rings are 100 percent biodegradable and edible—constructed of barley and wheat ribbons from the brewing process. This packaging can actually be safely eaten by animals that may come into contact with the refuse.“ (x) 

They use food their food waste to make them, so it’s a safer alternative that cuts down on plastic waste and food waste

thechanelmuse:

90smovies:

All That

When the theme song instantly starts playing in your head just from looking at the photoset. This was such a fun time to be a kid. Dope ass content.